Fug Me Friday: Halloween

You know what I’m thankful for? Women’s Liberation. Thanks to all those brave women, dating back to the early Suffragettes, who sacrificed so the rest of us could be counted equal to men. Now women have broken through that “glass ceiling”, and those careers that used to be closed off to us are now accessible! Look at all the careers we can now have!

Surgeon

Meet Dr. Fay Slift, working for the good of mankind.

Scientist

Please put on protection before entering her lab.

Firefighter

She knows how to work the hose.

Ranch Hand

She can both rope and ride.

Soldier

Salute Major Trouble when she addresses you, soldier!

Executive

It's business time!

Astronaut

Specialty: Preparing your rocket for liftoff.

*sniff* Makes me so PROUD.

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